4 panel comic of two people holding drinks, talking
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Blue: You wear too much makeup.
Pink: You consume too much oxygen
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Blue: It’s just my opinion, you’d look better withou-
Pink: So would you. Without oxygen
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Pink applies lipstick
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Pink: Fuck your opinions.

  • @morphballganon
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    3 months ago

    The following answers are for talking to your partner. Adjust for friend/date/acquaintance.

    You just tell her she’s gorgeous. No need to make a comparison.

    If she asks if she looks better with or without, tell her that you know when she has makeup on, it means she put in effort, and effort is sexy (that is true, and it doesn’t contradict your opinion, and it’s a compliment).

    Also, you can’t go wrong with picking whichever aspect of the makeup looks best and telling her she nailed it.