Stamets to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 months ago"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldmessage-square135fedilinkarrow-up1716
arrow-up1716image"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldStamets to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 months agomessage-square135fedilink
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦linkfedilink181•2 months agoImagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish41•edit-22 months ago“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.” Or worse "Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦linkfedilink24•2 months agoEven worse “You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•2 months agoThey could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•edit-22 months agoCannot pee anymore :( (because the pee is stored in the balls)
minus-squareKokeshlinkfedilinkEnglish4•2 months agoOr someone triggers this remotely after it has been off for like 2 years. You sit on Monday morning meeting. You get up to the screen to present your new project and boom.
Imagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker
WannaCry? No, WannaCum.
Can still cum, just no sperm 🥲
“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.”
Or worse
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
Even worse
“You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
They could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
Future kink
Cannot pee anymore :(
(because the pee is stored in the balls)
Don’t kinkshame me
Or someone triggers this remotely after it has been off for like 2 years. You sit on Monday morning meeting. You get up to the screen to present your new project and boom.