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But how would you cram in some unnecessary romance without dreamy eyed elves?
D’ye no find these eyes a wee bit dreamy?"
Those eyes are crazy
But that damn beard is so fluffy, I’m gonna to die.
He’s a dream, but I’m biased as I match him in height, figure and beard.
But are you dangerous over short distances?
I can only assume, yes. I’m not getting into many arguments with orcs these days.