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Gen X: you pussies should have been around in the 70’s and 80’s
We have a stronger survivorship bias than the following gens, but we also sucked on leaded gas fumes for a while when our brains were still developing.
So anyway, whatever.
Don’t forget those delicious paint chips
I didn’t have the chance