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Theo@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

It has been forever and I still cannot find a water filter that filters out dihydrogen monoxide--why can't they make one that does this?

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It has been forever and I still cannot find a water filter that filters out dihydrogen monoxide--why can't they make one that does this?

Theo@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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You mean an air pump?

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    A sheet of plastic won’t let any through.

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