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"I’d like a large mushroom pizza and a bottle of coca cola, please, " - “or we’re not going to have a country anymore!”
Holy fuck that’s hilarious. I’m definitely going to start slipping this into real life conversations with my ultra conservative family members.
Sir this is a Wendy’s
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The memetic cross-pollination potential here is real.