• @[email protected]
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    420 days ago

    Wow so coarse and irritating, and it gets everywhere

    ^not like you you’re not like sand at all you’re the exact opposite of sand ie very smooth and relaxing and discreetly located^

  • Nimo
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    318 days ago

    Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside! I do like to be beside the sea! Oh I do like to stroll along the Prom, Prom, Prom! Where the brass bands play, “Tiddely-om-pom-pom!”