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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works ·
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Anon is a true romantic

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Anon is a true romantic

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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works ·
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  • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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    Hell, even “are you down…” isn’t bad. Suggested finishers:

    • …to get coffee?
    • …for a movie night?
    • …for lunch/dinner?
    • …to hang out and chat at the park?
    • …to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire?

    Basically anything but that.

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      • … with the sickness? Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!
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        Damnit now I wanna smash

        Sad ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah

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        you don’t even get to finish the last ah before she weds you

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      What about

      • …to build my Rivendell Lego set?
      • …to play some Goldeneye?
      • …to paint my Skaven army?
      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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        Who knows? Maybe she’s down…

        • …to lay waste to the city of Carthage for the glory of the Empire.
        • …to slay King Harold, forever changing the English language.
        • …for a brisk walk with the boys to the Atlantic Ocean…but first, a pit stop in Atlanta.
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          • …to commit war crimes in Bosnia.
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            … to remove kebab

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          I hate that I’m doing this but the history need within me can’t let this one be

          It’s the republic not the empire

          Sorry I’ll leave now

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        Save some women for the rest of us, sheesh

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        If she says yes to the Skaven it’s your duty as a proud Dawi to crush her skull lest she infiltrates the clan.

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          Dude, if she says yes to building a skaven army, you wife her immediately.

          Trust me, I did.

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            That’s a grudgin

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          Then we’re back to “Wanna smash?”

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      "Are you down…:

      • … To get barebacked? Haha jk… Unless? Haha sorry my cat typed that…
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        What a shame — I kinda love it

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      You need to sweeten the pot with calzones if you expect anyone to play cones of dunshire as a first date.

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      He could have just copy pasted these bullet points

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