• kersploosh
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    3 months ago

    This is one of my favorite parts of raising kids. They are full of questions, and if you are patient and thoughtful you can really blow their minds while enriching them at the same time.

  • @[email protected]
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    533 months ago

    No parenting class would ever have prepared me for having my kid ask me why we don’t need artificial oxygen storage, nor would it ever have crossed my mind that the right answer to that is “not on this planet.”

    I know this is wholesome but you don’t need a parenting class for this, you just need to pay attention to elementary school

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    233 months ago

    Me answering: well, phytoplankton make something like 65% of the oxygen we breathe so our air naturally is about 21% oxygen. The bad news is that over the last 150 years we have been emitting huge amounts of carbon into the atmosphere which is making our oceans (where the phytoplankton live) more acidic. We know that the phytoplankton is less healthy in the acidic ocean and we’re not really sure how much more carbon the oceans can absorb before the phytoplankton really gets in trouble. Nevertheless, we are not really taking the carbon emission problem seriously because it would make the ultra wealthy slightly less wealthy, and they’re the only people that matter when it comes to public policy. So I am sorry you will probably have to experience 140F degree weather in the summer. At least as the amount of oxygen in the air decreases we’ll all get dumber, so maybe we won’t be able to comprehend the suffering we have caused.

    My child to his mom: why is daddy always like this?

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      43 months ago

      we are not really taking the carbon emission problem seriously because it would make the ultra wealthy slightly less wealthy, and they’re the only people that matter when it comes to public policy

      We’re not a grass planet … we’re a ass planet.