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DM me your card details and I’ll send you a couple of pints from my platypus farm.
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It’s heavily regulated now as someone sold one of the male drumsticks that still had the venomous spur attached at a Saturday farmers market.
Fortunately most of the venom was deactivated by frying it but they still had to be hospitalised for a week.
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The human urge to domesticate anything that is slightly cute
Hell, we’ll even try to domesticate things that are anything but cute, like crocodiles, fish and spiders
They’re all cute to someone.
(Not me, I have crippling arachnophobia)
Er…no… Not me…