WASHINGTON—In an effort to address voters hurt by recent actions that resulted in her being thrown out of a theatrical performance, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) announced Friday that she would personally jerk off any constituents she offended. “In the past week, I’ve heard from many supporters who were concerned by…

Sorry, quite possibly in poor taste, but couldn’t resist

  • @thepianistfroggollumEnglish
    29•1 year ago

    I feel bad for The Onion. Reality is so insane it must be hard to come up with stuff to beat it.

    Like, this could have been a CNN article and I wouldn’t have thought twice about it.