• @[email protected]
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      679 months ago

      It’s just missing the second sentence to really make it clickbait: “They weren’t prepared for what they found.”

    • @[email protected]
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      119 months ago

      There was an x-files espisode where alien worms were in.a meteor that took people over and made them violent. They were only stopped by adding a second worm that resulted in them killing each other

      • @[email protected]
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        19 months ago

        There was an episode of Scorpion that dealt with this issue, but it was more about preventing the capsule from being opened.

      • @[email protected]
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        59 months ago

        I didn’t see a video either, ‘unboxing article’ just didn’t sound as funny. Sorry for misleading :)

  • @robdor
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    69 months ago

    Oh good they remembered to open it before they ate it. Yogurt and the Schwartz be praised.

  • Drusas
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    19 months ago

    Not yet interesting unless they immediately know what is in there or they start saying “we are not who we are”.

  • Maeve
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    It would be a trip if some low-cell organism that humans have No known exposure to and it went viral or bacterial😳

    • Deceptichum
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      199 months ago

      Eh it’d soon come into contact with our trillions of different bacteria and viruses living across countless species and promptly die.

      We have the home-town advantage here.

      • @[email protected]
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        99 months ago

        It would be like saying “Duuuude, what if they sent Chuck Norris to fight Russia?”

        Answer: He’d get shot immediately and die.

        • @[email protected]
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          09 months ago

          He’d probably still manage to karate kick a few terrified Russian teens holding ww2 rifles before one of the properly provisioned ones get a lucky shot in. Lucky because he wasn’t trained well before getting shipped to the front.

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      49 months ago

      That’s one of the reasons they have it in a totally sealed atmosphere. The other more important reason is to make sure anything we find in the sample is actually from the astroid rather than from earth.

    • LegionEris [she/her]
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      39 months ago

      I’d bet on my immeasurable lactobacillus hoards over a starving, freezing colony of space bacteria any day