I have a mustache tattooed above my dick. It was for Movember, so why not there. I don’t take photos in the nude, and I’m happily married to my wife, who finds it funny.

I’m am considering getting a tramp stamp, only as a mustache. My wife does not like it, but gets why I want it, as a joke. We’re also the age when tramp stamps got popular with our friends, so my wife gets the joke.