It was one of the worst pains I’ve ever experienced and they gave me mother fucking tylenol.

I got the IUD after twelve years of trying to convince doctors my cramps were unusually bad, and being prescribed mother fucking tylenol, for what I later learned were “muscle spasms similar to labor,” every. single. month.

The IUD helped! If you have the same, ask about a Mirena and bring a flask of something strong. Like opium.