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Cool. Do anticheat vendors next.
Do them now! Haha
I don’t know if I’m reading it in the way it was intended, but I’m laughing my ass off.
“you could, like, fuck off with that shit”
“what does that mean” 🤔 🤔
I don’t know if this is Windows trying to stop hemorrhaging users to Linux, but if they go ahead with this it will likely hilariously backfire and make multiplayer games become even more compatible with Linux.
Steam is already rubbing their hands grubbingly.
It’s MS trying to not have another meltdown like CrowdStrike. They tried to do it with Vista, and they pussied out when all the same fucks cried out ‘but we can’t fuck with the OS like a bent-over ho’, and so MS let it slide in the ‘eventually’ to-do bin until it was demonstratably their fault for not clamping down on kernel access.
Also lol “willing to follow”, as I understand it MS isn’t giving them an option or opinion this time around. Gtfo of the kernel or your shit will stop working. I think the deadline is 2026, but it’s been a while since this was all announced.
Didn’t think I’d be excited about something Microsoft is doing, but this sounds great!
oh don’t worry, the future will be worse. My prediction: full hardware attestation DRM linked to your personal information.
Ah yes, like Apple does. This makes sense.
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I fucking called this after the Crowd Strike catastrophe.
MSFT would start massively reworking their entire concept of who actually gets kernel access, because uh, causing a Y2K event is uh, really bad, actually… and yep, that probably means the kernel level AC paradigm is no longer workable.
Fucking obviously duh, wow, turns out just letting any old ‘vetted’ vendor submit goddamned kernel level code updates without being strenuously verified each time is a bad fucking idea, wow, who could have guessed??!?
Just have copilot check the code 🙃
Simple as
Just check? Write the code, even 😁
Vanguard is the only thing holding me to windows. Microsoft and Riot pls