This website contains age-restricted materials including nudity and explicit depictions of sexual activity.
By entering, you affirm that you are at least 18 years of age or the age of majority in the jurisdiction you are accessing the website from and you consent to viewing sexually explicit content.
You get beach vacations? I don’t even get 5 minutes alone to masturbate. Gotta do it on the city bus like everybody else…
Look at this motherfucker bitching but can afford bus fare.
I jerk off in the library where it’s free.
I’m not allowed in libraries, look at this asshole bitching while he can jack off indoors. Try jacking off in the woods, get back to me.
I call that a posh wank, Rockefeller.
You have woods? Every inch of my state is private property. I have to sneak into a cornfield to rub one out.
You have corn fields to sneak off to? Every inch of my state is solid concrete. I have to find an available dumpster.
You guys get to wank off at all? You’re wank billionaires, you ingrates! I never get any time for it with my girlfriend always demanding sex.
Pull yourselves up by your wank straps
you try and tell the young people of today that, and they won’t believe you
Username checks out
Is it sad that I always need to check the context of what I said everytime I get this reply?
Of my recent comments, I thought you were replying to my topic I made where the news would interview bartenders about the sounds of womens queefs.
If you reply with a link, the world is your oyster.
You mean this link?
You fucking degen, I love it
Also no lol, it was about the bus batin’