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If by cooler you mean “belongs in the kitchen”
(I only say this to emasculate those that would feel emasculated by that).
It does look like a fucking tea towel.
That’s literally what it is.
Also a dishrag that belongs in a kitchen: 28th Virginia Battle Flag