Humans? You mean every living thing that ever existed?
The Assman
Asses to asses, butts to butts
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Cake day: October 7th, 2023
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Aggressive negotiations
- The Assman@sh.itjust.workstoWorld News@lemmy.world•North Korean troops so 'poorly trained that Putin army yet to throw them into fight'English15·7 months ago
Never stopped him before
You don’t have to be so dramatic.
Yeah, he’s on first
- The Assman@sh.itjust.workstoTHE_PACK@lemmy.world•You can't shake my CONFIDENCE, brotherEnglish5·7 months ago
I’m just hanging out but thanks
- The Assman@sh.itjust.workstoNews@lemmy.world•NYPD releases unmasked photo of smiling suspect in UnitedHealthcare CEO killing9·7 months ago
Oh no! He’s hot!
Insurance ceo, the worst kind
- The Assman@sh.itjust.workstoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Public money is spent to benefit the rich more then the poorEnglish13·7 months ago
This is what living in America does to the brain
- The Assman@sh.itjust.workstoNews@lemmy.world•Syracuse judge refuses to perform marriage for same-sex couple: ‘It was real weird’11·7 months ago
You either need to do more or less drugs. I’m not sure which.
- The Assman@sh.itjust.workstoUS Authoritarianism@lemmy.world•The US isn't a Democracy. It's a Capitalist Oligarchy. You know. Like Russia.30·7 months ago
In Russia they just kill all the opposition leaders. It’s much cheaper that way.
Maybe I was, maybe I wasn’t.
And now I’m dropping them in the chipotle bathroom
Idiot. All I need is a Nokia with snake
Alcohol-free beer + tequila= diarrhea
I would like to name my very rare disease “a very rare disease”. It’s what Abbott and Costello would do
You guys ever just mind your own fucking business? I’m really into minding my own fucking business.
- The Assman@sh.itjust.workstoNonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•Working remotelyEnglish2·7 months ago
I didn’t mention a single thing about combat roles or personal danger
To fight
To be the arm
To defend
To protect
Do you not know what any of those terms mean
How many people have insurance executives sent to an early grave?