Pshh, why would I take advice on anonymity from a guy whose full name + job you just doxxed?

Honey I Shrunk the Kids alternate ending?

In my neck of the woods it’s a derogatory term for women who are bragging about income while also receiving large child support checks + government assistance. I’ve only seen it used for strippers who have 3+ baby daddies collecting checks for full custody. Bragging about buying a new Escalade while being on government assistance is considered trashy. For perspective I don’t hate the players just the game.

God she looks like the waitress at Applebees when I ask for my 12th dollarita

Manager wants to cut the 30 minute daily meeting because we keep ending it 15 minutes early.

How is Gary Larson so good at his job? That hack fraud Jim Davis would’ve had Garfield eating a lemon and going, “sucks to be a sourpuss”.

Let’s see what Alibaba product he’ll promote this time.

You could perfectly fit a Dorito in that mouth

Pshh, yes they are

Seinfeld

Samir you are breaking the car!

Slippin’ Kimmy is going to get SLAMMED

I remember when they did that with Breath of the Wild. Link literally has a WiiU gamepad that you can’t use on the WiiU. You can only use it as a main monitor.

Planning is the actual BBEG of any campaign.

Unfortunately I think people don’t care how the sausage is made. It has porn and racist edgy memes so they’ll keep coming back.

Wait /S so we should tell Trump?

They should’ve paid an intern to create button layouts for popular games. Way too annoying to program every single button when I can plug in a random console controller and have it all work.

You’ve never had a full Quizno’s Honey Bacon Club sandwich fall out of the wrapper and plop on the floor meat side down.

If you get 30 Hitlers in a room they all will share the same birthday. Isn’t probability crazy?

How many loaves of bread have you eaten?