I never knew that I am chaotic neutral

I know a guy from there

He hasn’t seen any strays for a while

heh heh heh heh

Basically what Trump lied but repackaged to be as specious as possible

Wait, we still generally prosecute crimes?

I can’t ride the Batman roller coaster anymore 😞

My torso is too long, my shoulders get pinched when lowering the restraints into position

I got banned from Six Flags once when I was a kid

I was on that ride that shoots straight up and hangs for a moment before dropping

I wanted to get a picture of the view at the top, but but when I pulled the disposable camera out of my pocket some change fell out and it nearly hit the crowd below

When getting off the ride the young guy running the ride rolled his eyes and gave me a speech he was clearly forced to memorize, banning me from the park.

I felt bad about what had happened, and I just walked away to find my parents.

He didn’t take my name or picture. No one ever came to escort me from the park, so I guess I was never actually banned.

Just made me think I was.

Cool, now do Ukraine

Things become tainted and typecast in this country as a byproduct of everyone having the memory of a goldfish

I couldn’t even call myself an independent without it being assumed that it meant I must be a Bernie supporter

Hogg taking control of the DNC will still come with unwanted baggage

How do you plan to succeed when the two current mainstream parties are no longer representational?

Corporate democrats desperate to maintain status quo

DNC is dead

Time for something new

The porn industry is going to do the same to the GOP that they did to Betamax

That’s fine, we aren’t accepting new patients right now anyways

Go for a walk, be mindful of your surroundings

That’ll be $300

I am implying that losing a world war and subsequent occupation to English speaking nations has a residual lasting effect

Likewise had it gone the other way there would certainly be more Americans with German as a second language

Education isn’t particularly relevant in this situation

Even my tiny rural American school offered French, German, and Spanish

If they choose,. most choose to learn Spanish or French since those are the languages we are likely to encounter on either border. Very few Americans speak German because how infrequently we encounter anyone who does here.

Though, even more choose not to learn a foreign language at all

Certainly has nothing to do with anything that happened before 1946

Just good education

This is America

Two of them!

Good time to pick up India as an ally if Trump is smart

But Trump isn’t smart

So we fucked