hit as in having sex

Let any who don’t cherish the clit toss the first stone

Start doggy and then pull out and spray your back with his seed

For years I have been petitioning Congress for a national holiday to celebrate the clit. I specifically have asked it to be in one of the summer months. I envision large parades with everyone that has one proudly marching with their pussy and clit showing off

THIS reminded me of the days when I would occasionally have dinner at my girlfriends house with her parents and younger sister. My mind would occasionally flash thoughts of her parents and sister wondering how I was enjoying every possible version of sexual activity with their sweet innocent daughter and sister.

I think so. But is was originally green and not red

I never take out my frustration on the employees, but one time I did mutter, I’m still waiting for someone… any one …to give me something for free.

Makes me think of the sister I could have had that my mom washed down her throat with a gulp of vodka

So few people know this

Do you have a specific flavor?

99% of the time I look at reddit, if at all, with a PC. You can clearly see posts that are marked “promoted”. I have never clicked on any of them and don’t understand why anyone would.

I think this could redesigned for either gender just by lowering it from waist level

I read through this thinking many people don’t understand how “flair” works on reddit. If you want to have a fair discussion about r/conservative you need to be able to agree that overall reddit leans Left. I say this as a NON conservative myself. Most all political groups on reddit on the conservative side have a flair policy. You read the group rules and it will clearly state that they will only grant you flair if you are a conservative. Mods will go through your posting history and check you out. If you are a deemed a conservative you are granted flair. This is not a place to argue with conservatives. It’s for conservatives to talk among themselves and they don’t always agree with each other. REGARDING BANS - If you are not “flaired” the auto mod will reject your post or comment. So the only way you could possibly get banned is if a r/conservative mod actually took the time to go through all the removed posts and comments from the non flaired users. And if that mod saw a comment or post that you made that attacked conservatives they could ban you. But I think it unlikely that any mod is going to go through all the rejected posts and comments.

Having successfully done this here’s how it works. I used a VPN that was part of my antivirus subscription. It came with it without additional charge. This antivirus sub also comes with their own browser which I had never used before. If you are using a browser that you had previously used for reddit - make sure you have deleted all reddit cookies, make sure you have deleted any reddit browser extensions. And make sure you have deleted all reddit passwords that may be saved by that browser. Use an email for confirmation that you have never used before for reddit. This works, but if you ever try to access reddit via your phone or without using the VPN you will be banned for ban evasion.

I always say vodka and cigarettes

Maybe if people here actually realized THIS truth they would stop bitching about how horrible their lives are

the back and forth of approved vs. removed happens when a group mod doesn’t read the full context of the post or comment

wouldn’t it be great if when we think of something in the past, we could also smell what it smelt like

Do you think they offer both cut and uncut versions?

Would you enjoy it if they bent down to kiss and lick your ass cheeks while thrusting into you?