I haven’t interacted with the universe but my husband has and that excites me! He’s excited and that’s great!

I guess I’m nabbed when I’m watering the garden. Husband wakes up a few hours later. Goes to look for me. Can’t find me. Freaks the fuck out, gets my twin up to look for me. Now they’re both freaked out. Husband probably calls the cops. So a few hours at most.

Currently it’s only flirting getting over 90F during the day. It’s mostly humid as hell. I’m sure it’ll get worse though. And to the tomatoes I say

Good luck!

It takes awhile before they send those warnings. And some places don’t care if it’s weeds, just that the weeds are short.

Probably Francis for Francis Bacon because of Calvin and Hobbes names, so Bacon as a nickname to keep it in theme?

I’ve seen a few around. They’ve invaded the entire state so it’s futile to kill them individually but I still do.

We had to give our childhood dog shots for diabetes.

He loved it cause he got pigs ears as a treat afterwards.

“Who wants to be shot???” you’d ask, and he start wiggling in delight.

I’m either in 7a or 7b! I always forget exactly which. It’s mostly been high eighties although we do get over that.

It’s mostly the humidity. Oh god the humidity.

I am always thinking about food. It’s horrible. I love eating. I quite enjoy cooking and baking. I’d love to trade him some of my love for his hate so we could both just have a boring healthy feeling towards food!

Started a garden and have stuck with it enough the garden is producing tomatoes (still green currently though)

Some cats are extremely smart and very devious (looking at you, mother’s cat) and some are. Well. I love them. But I’ve met cats that absolutely had nothing going on upstairs, not a single thought in their little brains.

That’s rare though! Most are pretty smart and know how to convince us to do everything for them! And I always will do my best for them.

I am allowed to smoosh the lantern flies and the horned tomato eaters. But I’m not allowed to smoosh the tomato eaters if it looks like they have eldritch horrors growing from them, cause that’s bad for them and good for us. Good is relative.

Look, sometimes you get something stuck in your brain and you need answers

I’ve seen them in the wild twice in my life. Once in a packet left on my door. They know I’m Jewish so that was ‘fun’. The second time someone (not the people at the office) left an entire stack of random ones at my gyno’s office and I took every single fucking one.

I was sad the D&D one wasn’t among the stack. We did get an amazing Thanksgiving one though.

Horses are such pretty animals! Love seeing them in action!

That is an insane response from the doctor! I mean, is it bad to not use condoms? Yeah! But shout lecturing the patient is like. Not going to make them start using them, it’s going to make them lie so they don’t have that happen again!

I gained 3 gb on my phone recently by transferring all them to my desktop and I was unsurprisingly how many photos of the kitties I had

I check in occasionally for inspiration for writing, still very good for that! No idea how the porn is going. I’m assuming fine, I don’t think they actually managed to get rid of a lot of it.

Quite active, actually. Despite the owners trying to kill it by removing porn, it keeps on trucking. Just you, your dashboard, and the never ending urge to curate the feed.

Ahh, Watership Down. Traumatizing as hell.