Being a surgeon is hard work. Grifting is a lot easier and cushier.

A friend of mine started smoking because it was the only way to take regular breaks from his construction job.

A combination of health issues stemming from poor diet and sedentary lifestyle.

Bottom left is clearly a sea lion

I don’t know how much I can blame the non-tech-savvy professionals on their selection of software, especially when the alternatives aren’t broadly known or understood.

I thought the plot of the movie was they didn’t have enough for a full team, except this one weird loophole allows a dog to play.

Slice and Dice is great

Can’t cough if you’re not breathing

Delvers LLC has some aspects of this, with one of the characters making guns that accelerate projectiles via magic.

Also The Wraith’s Haunt series features a “system” that polices the use of magic/foreign technology and erases anyone who goes too far with either.

At this point we need to force every plastic producing and utilizing company to pay into a national healthcare fund to pay for all of the cancers and other problems they have caused for people.

279.5% interest… what the fuck

ColorGuesser #677

Score: 332/500

My favorite was to screenshot the desktop, set that as the background, then move everything on it to a different folder.

Do we need to restrict the power of the executive branch? Definitely. I believe that if the next President isn’t conservative they should prioritize first undoing all the batshit craziness of the current administration, pack the Supreme Court, then lock things down so runaway executive power can’t happen again.

Which is a valid reason to use lethal force?

the strip is from The Creeps by Jean Floch, a now defunct webcomic

The accounts were exposed by design

Usually you take the shell off before eating

I have a friend named Jason; he was supposedly named after the cartoon “Jace and the Wheeled Warriors”, only his dad is a bit dense and didn’t know the actual title.