Not necessarily in this timeline. Each time I think this is the worst that can happen, he hands someone his beer 😕

US media isn’t exactly giving them a lot of attention. Maybe coz they aren’t breaking and burning and looting and wiping their poo everywhere. If Bernie has an “accident” and AOC and Booker are deported for being brown, that’ll be the end of those protests.

Elon to start handing out “winner” cheques only after his favourite wins next time. Or he’ll be offering 5mil cheques for the next one he wants elected. The man isn’t short of money, these amounts are rounding errors for him.

Chump should have had checkers instead.

Spoiler alert…

If you listen to the lyrics of Born in the USA (or Glory Days for that matter), they don’t actually say good things about America. The first describes someone returning from the Vietnam war, and comes back to a dead end existence. The second is about people who peaked in high school. Tho apt in both cases, I don’t think that’s the message they would want to be putting out there, even if Springsteen allowed them to be used as MAGA anthems.

They are perfect MAGA anthems tho 😉

Yep. They’ll demand loyalty from you, but not return it. The second a new CEO arrives, they’ll want to show improvements on the bottom line. Fastest way to “save” money is to sack some people.

Unless you’re in sales, you are a line item in a cost centre. Your salary is a dollar value they can save if they get rid of you.

HR exists to protect the org, not the individual people in it.

If you’re looking for loyalty, get a dog.

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I think it’s a pun on what Russia used to be called (USSR)… United/Union of Soviet Socialist Republics I think… Something like that. Anyone know?

His certainly was.

If it isn’t out there already, this thing needs its own hashtag: #garglemyballs

She’s the Main Character.

It was just in case 😉

Personally I think he’ll try and extend term lengths too.

There won’t be any other presidents, just successors

Bold of you to assume there’d be more elections…

/s

Or, “maybe if I shoot myself in the other foot, it’ll be better this time”

Never mind. The conservative replacement will eventually turn out to be as bad or maybe even worse… Plus they’ll probably turn into a leopard and eat your face. Plenty to base your new personality on.

/s

The fuck…

Orcs and Norcs?

It was the tune sung by the mockingjay bird, iirc it was the symbol of the resistance.