chris actually

California
Information security faker/impostor
Aging video game curmudgeon
Fond rememberer of Mac System 7.5.3 - MacOS 9.2.2
Slave to political news
Low-key wordler and Blossomer
Lycra enjoyer 🚴‍♂️
Quasi-smug EV afficianado
Friend to Orcas (just in case they escalate the boat ramming thing)
#adhd weird
Longtime #nufc supporter
#acfc #nwsl

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