WW2 reference? Or WWZ reference?

Don’t threaten Dem leadership with a good time. They’re liable to put him at the top of the ticket in 28.

I know him. He was at my house at the time the alleged incident occurred.

Want someone to photoshop that scene in avengers with trump as hulk. “That’s my secret. It’s always TACO Tuesday.” Then the big space worm just plows through him.

What’s their Bradgelina name? Elonald? Donlon? Donaldon?

My money is on him thinking Chad is a person.

It would be nigh impossible for that outcome though. If trump dies, Vance assumes the role but then selects a new VP. This new VP is now first in line and Johnson hasn’t moved up at all. It would take the synchronized deaths of all those others in line ahead of Lori Chavez-DeRemer for her to get the position. This is a known possibility so they generally keep people separated to some degree. That way if someone wants to plot a mass assassination to clear the line, it’s much more difficult. They couldn’t just try to bomb one building or something.

Which was wrong. Tetanus is not caused by rust. It’s caused by punctures. You can get tetanus from a perfectly metallic silver nail. Rust just provides handy nooks and crannies for the tetanus microbe to sit and wait. If I remember right, it was a fishing hook on an unused pole in an otherwise clean house/ closet. Unlikely it would have tetanus lingering.

Settle down Mr. Moranis.

If it’s desiccant you could bake it at 250F for about an hour. It should turn a different color. Then if you re-wet it, it will go back to that color.

But if it’s not desiccant, you might just melt some plastic or cause it to pop or something else.

Got a feeling his favorite Whiskey brand is Phillips.

But the alternative is nothing.

Very well. We have redefined what evil means. We are now “less evil” by definition.

Did they read 1984 and think, “This is a fantastic idea!”?

They can always find be fed a reason by their handlers (not through their own critical thinking skills though) to hate anyone.

FTFY

So we get a break on federal taxes then right? Right?

“In the end, the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it.”

Nah fam. They’d spin that as an act of war or something. They’d find some stupid fucking reason to use the military.

Pretty sure there’s XX AMAB as well. But what are they going to do with XXY or XYY?

A solid routine can help. For years now I’ve started my day with oatmeal. Cup of oats, cup of frozen blueberries. It’s become a morning ritual. Oats are good for fiber which help you feel full.

Stock high fiber items (same reason as above).

Rethink what “feeling hungry” means. Your level of hunger shouldn’t indicate how much food you eat. It should indicate how soon you eat.

Before eating, chug water until you feel physically full. This will force you to eat slower and trigger your sated feeling quicker. If you just sit down to a meal and start inhaling food, your body can take a few minutes to really register you’re eating. This is why people sometimes “hit a wall” when gorging themselves. They’ve blown past where their body should have said “you’re full” before their body can send those signals to your brain. Eating slower and having a “full” stomach help to make sure you feel sated at the right time.

Get out of the habit of eating until you are really full. Have things to pull your attention after an appropriate amount of food. Start down that Google rabbit hole that just popped into your mind so you think about that rather than eating more. This can also help with eating slower if you’re in a situation where using your phone while eating is acceptable.

Make small incremental changes. People that suddenly upend their entire eating habits for the new fad diet change too much too quickly. It can be hard to stay the course.

Understand this is a long road. You won’t shed pounds overnight. That being said, don’t get down on yourself for messing up. It is a full lifestyle change. The small things over time start to add up. If you don’t stick to all of these religiously, that’s OK. Just make a concerted effort to do them more frequently than you did last week or last month.

You can’t out-exercise a bad diet. Unless you are doing olympic level training that requires more than normal calories, a bad diet will destroy your chances. It’s much easier to have a quick extra snack or heavier dessert adding hundreds, if not, thousands of calories in a single day. Running 5 miles might burn 500 calories. A couple candy bars will be more than that.

That being said, finding the right exercise can drastically improve your chances. I took up Jiu-jitsu and muay Thai. Doing that 2-4 nights a week is great for now than just weight loss.

Key points: make small changes you can stick to, focus on “better than yesterday” even if it’s not perfect, reshape how you think about certain activities (when to eat, how much to eat, what to eat), develop a routine that you don’t need to think about.