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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months ago

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months ago
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    Are we in the blast zone of the nuke?

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      Maybe we could use Javascript to direct a simple robot to set the lever while we remain at a safe distance?

      Maybe the real solution to this diagram is to nuke it from orbit.

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        But the robot has to run windows vista

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          And have a valid Apple developer account?

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