• @droporain
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    458 hours ago

    Judging from Tesla quality, you would have to be pretty desperate to use neuralink

    • @[email protected]
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      96 hours ago

      Me: “This Neuralink sucks! It’s nothing like you said it was going to be!”

      Tesla: “Yeah…why don’t we go ahead and activate Helly R. instead, mmmkay?”

    • Cyborganism
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      127 hours ago

      Hey by the way, Canada’s Christia Freeland, ex minister of finance, and candidate for the open position of prime minister, proposed a 100% tariff on all Tesla vehicles in Canada.

    • @[email protected]
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      198 hours ago

      They keep reaching out to me, thinking that I want to help them do this shit. Maybe I should get inside and start sabotaging.