• @[email protected]
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      19 hours ago

      Undoes your cowprint bikini strap and removes it

      Easy there girl, we’ll get you sorted out.

      Gently bends you over the milking frame, and gently gives your butt a reassuring pat

          • @aubeynarf
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            8 hours ago

            I expected you to embarrass yourself

            LOL

            • @[email protected]
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              28 hours ago

              Mate, it’s the Internet. If you’re aren’t shitposting weird ass fetishes, getting cringy and weird, what are you doing?

              Arguing about politics and looking at cute cats?