Police south of the border are hoping to crack the case after someone made off with tens of thousands of dollars worth of organic eggs.

A thief or thieves managed to steal approximately 100,000 eggs from a truck parked in Pennsylvania, according to a state police report.

The report filed by the Chambersburg Patrol Unit (pdf) says the eggs were stolen out of a distribution trailer shortly before 9 p.m. Saturday.

The theft occurred at Pete and Gerry’s Organic Eggs in Greencastle, Penn., the report says.

    • MeatPilotEnglish
      14•1 month ago

      Except instead of a smuggling guns or drugs we are stealing eggs and produce.

      • HubertManne
        13•1 month ago

        I took it to mean gotham has wierdo crimes by the penguin doing things like this rather than standard crimes.