@[email protected]M to [email protected] • 1 day agoI'm sorry I'm so posty today but this sovcit is too funny to wait to share. That's totally how it works, sovcit.lemmy.worldmessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1201
arrow-up1201imageI'm sorry I'm so posty today but this sovcit is too funny to wait to share. That's totally how it works, sovcit.lemmy.world@[email protected]M to [email protected] • 1 day agomessage-square44fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•11 hours agoThat’s how I made enough money to buy a house. Just keep driving as fast as you’d like and the government will pay for an extravagant lifestyle. it’s sarcasm, gdi. don’t block me.
minus-square@[email protected]OPMlinkfedilink5•9 hours agoI would never block you! I’m moving into your house and filing a lien on you that it’s mine though.
minus-squareNightwatch Adminlinkfedilink2•3 hours agoAhh I think I’m getting the hang of this. The real estate agent is the surety, and if you have the seller sign him or her by proxy, the real estate agent - being the agent - will now supply the funds for you to acquire my house?
minus-square@[email protected]OPMlinkfedilink1•2 hours agoAnd he’ll also sue you for living under my roof illegally.
That’s how I made enough money to buy a house. Just keep driving as fast as you’d like and the government will pay for an extravagant lifestyle.
it’s sarcasm, gdi. don’t block me.
I would never block you! I’m moving into your house and filing a lien on you that it’s mine though.
Ahh I think I’m getting the hang of this. The real estate agent is the surety, and if you have the seller sign him or her by proxy, the real estate agent - being the agent - will now supply the funds for you to acquire my house?
And he’ll also sue you for living under my roof illegally.