This isn’t the greatest ever, but here’s mine:

Why does the Mississippi flow south?

Because Iowa sucks!

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    131 month ago

    A Texan farmer and a German farmer meet in a bar. The Texan brags: “When I get on my tractor and ride around the perimeter of my farm, it takes all day.”
    The German replies: “Yeah I also had a piece of shit like that once.”