Flying Squid to Dull Men's [email protected] • 18 hours agoThis toilet roll type I brought is so strong that you need to use maybe three squares at most.lemmy.worldmessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up153file-text
arrow-up153imageThis toilet roll type I brought is so strong that you need to use maybe three squares at most.lemmy.worldFlying Squid to Dull Men's [email protected] • 18 hours agomessage-square26fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•edit-213 hours agoMy favorite glib argument in favor of bidets is “When you get poop on you, do you wipe it off or wash?” Honestly though they’re cheap, easy to install, feel great (clean), and save money. And if she doesn’t want to use it she doesn’t have to. Plus you get the joy of hearing the yelp from unexpected cold water on the anuses of your guests when they try it for the first time. Luxe bidet is the brand I use, nothing fancy to the model I use at all. (Clearly as it’s not even warm water.)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•13 hours agoI probably should have mentioned we share a bathroom with two kids (small house). So her main concern is that children would play with it. (7 and 2)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•12 hours agoOh. Yes. Kids would turn it on and a jet of water would hit the ceiling. Look into other models, hehehehe.
My favorite glib argument in favor of bidets is “When you get poop on you, do you wipe it off or wash?”
Honestly though they’re cheap, easy to install, feel great (clean), and save money. And if she doesn’t want to use it she doesn’t have to.
Plus you get the joy of hearing the yelp from unexpected cold water on the anuses of your guests when they try it for the first time.
Luxe bidet is the brand I use, nothing fancy to the model I use at all. (Clearly as it’s not even warm water.)
I probably should have mentioned we share a bathroom with two kids (small house). So her main concern is that children would play with it. (7 and 2)
Oh.
Yes.
Kids would turn it on and a jet of water would hit the ceiling. Look into other models, hehehehe.