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minus-squarekballinkfedilink42•1 month agoWimpy effeminate plastic straws? Ha! Real men use metal straws. Tin/lead if that’s all you can afford, or depleted uranium if you’re a real player.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•1 month ago Ha! Real men use metal straws. Specifically everbilt 3/8 in. x 20 ft. Soft Copper Refrigeration Coil Tubing!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•1 month agoBruh, real men use their tough, strong, manly fingers to bore a hole through a chunk of solid rock. Then they throw the rock away and stick their faces directly into the river current. Bonus points if they catch a fish.
Wimpy effeminate plastic straws? Ha! Real men use metal straws. Tin/lead if that’s all you can afford, or depleted uranium if you’re a real player.
Specifically everbilt 3/8 in. x 20 ft. Soft Copper Refrigeration Coil Tubing!
Bruh, real men use their tough, strong, manly fingers to bore a hole through a chunk of solid rock.
Then they throw the rock away and stick their faces directly into the river current. Bonus points if they catch a fish.