except pidgeons, a pissed off pidgeon is just adorable because it basically cannot hurt you, worst they can do is peck at you and their beaks aren’t exactly made to rend flesh.
like, a trex would probably be like sharks, us humans are terrible sinewy prey that likes to fight back so why even bother? Meanwhile a cassowary will mutilate you just as a principle, and is small enough that your intestines would actually be a pretty nice meal.
Good news, some dinosaurs are still around! We usually call them “birds”.
So basically we just need bigger birds
You find a bird thats as terrifying as a t-rex or other therapods and you’ve got a deal.
That’s easy. Any bird, sufficiently pissed off
except pidgeons, a pissed off pidgeon is just adorable because it basically cannot hurt you, worst they can do is peck at you and their beaks aren’t exactly made to rend flesh.
I’m all for it, but I still think I’d be way more terrified of a t-rex than even a hawk.
… But with the same result I’d be plenty pleased regardless of the evolutionary stage
Ah, you mean the Zelda chickens?
cassowary, done.
like, a trex would probably be like sharks, us humans are terrible sinewy prey that likes to fight back so why even bother? Meanwhile a cassowary will mutilate you just as a principle, and is small enough that your intestines would actually be a pretty nice meal.
Ohh nice!!
Practically a raptor right there