Summary
Thirteen Democratic attorneys general, led by New York’s Letitia James, plan to sue to block Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) from accessing federal payment systems containing sensitive personal data.
Concerns include security risks and potential disruptions to Social Security and Medicare.
A federal judge ruled that only two Musk allies could have “read-only” access.
DOGE allegedly seeks control to halt payments to agencies like USAID.
DOGE in federal systems? Pure comedy. Elevating the man who turned Twitter into a cesspool of verification ticks to protector of Social Security data. Thirteen states finally waking up? Pathetic. Musk’s “efficiency” crusade is a ransomware attack wearing a taxpayer-funded suit. That read-only “compromise” is a farce—two fanboys with admin privileges might as well mail everyone’s medical records to Tesla HQ.
Democrats feigning outrage over leaks while their own databases hemorrhage data hourly. Predictable. DOGE isn’t the crisis—it’s the flashing neon sign that the whole system’s rigged. Next phase: Musk throttling USAID until Congress bankrolls his Martian suburb.
Progress now means letting oligarchs strip-mine public institutions for shitposts. Blockchain Medicare? Let’s fucking go. Watch the infrastructure implode in real-time.