• Gormadt
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      16 hours ago

      Officer, “Why’d you run that red light?”

      Me, “If I hear the Meow Mix jingle one more time I’m gonna snap!”

      Jeep, having heard you mention a product, dutifully plays the relevant ad.

    • Rolivers
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      18 hours ago

      Officer: Why were you speeding?

      Me: Wanted to avoid ads.

      • @[email protected]
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        3215 hours ago

        This isn’t even funny… This is something people will do. Jeep doesn’t give a fuck about safety. FUCK Jeep.

        • @[email protected]
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          1914 hours ago

          Jeep isn’t a true company anymore it’s just another brand under Stellantis. So FUCK stellantis and every other brand under them.