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No Stupid [email protected]English • 1 year ago

Does anyone not love using their bidet?

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Does anyone not love using their bidet?

@SomeGuySomewhere to

No Stupid [email protected]English • 1 year ago

I have occasional bathroom issues caused by food sensitivities (damn your delicious yet toxic nature, nacho cheese).

These bathroom issues involves pooping a bunch of times in one day. The frequent pooping and wiping severely irritate my poor butthole, aggravating hemorrhoids and anal fissures.

I know lots of people around here swear by the miracle of bidets, but before I start shopping around, I’m wondering if there are any naysayers out there who just don’t like bidets, along with why that’s the case.

Bonus question: how do I use a bidet? Most of the instructions I’ve found are a bit delicate about the details. Anyone want to give me a detailed description of how and what to do?

My swollen, bloody anus thanks you.

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I can only think of 2 downsides to our bidet:

Ours attaches to a regular toilet, and it does make it harder to clean particularly around the jet mechanism. Someone needs to invent a bidet for cleaning bidets.

Going anyplace without one now makes me hate life.
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  Downside #3: my asshole is now too soft and coddled, so it gets irritated and raw super easy when I do have to use TP for an extended period
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    7•1 year ago
    Yep! And boy does it take a bit for the hemorrhoids to calm back down. Pretty much need to go on any trips with the hemorrhoid wipes.
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    You use the bidet instead and not after? 😲
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  I spray mine with scrubbing bubbles once a day and walk away. If you do this daily, it will stay clean.
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  2•1 year ago
  Google Italian bidet
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    1•1 year ago
    so confusing reading bidet and is a totally different thing from what i have in the bathroom

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