🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 2 days agoAnon envies the boomerssh.itjust.worksmessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1442
arrow-up1442imageAnon envies the boomerssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 2 days agomessage-square64fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish15•2 days agoBe affable Be interesting Be presentable No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•2 days ago No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them Have you ever been on planet earth? That’s sadly false in many instances.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•2 days agoI mean, I would have his babies, and I’m a straight man!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•2 days agoNo, you just have to be interesting to talk to, genial, and not look like complete shit.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•2 days ago“Don’t be ugly” is definitely helpful physically, but vital intelectually and emotionally.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•2 days agoi’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner. 1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.
Step 1) don’t be ugly
Step 2) see step 1
Be affable
Be interesting
Be presentable
No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them
Have you ever been on planet earth? That’s sadly false in many instances.
Exception to Rule 1: Be Conan Fucking O’Brian
I mean, Conan O’Brien isn’t exactly beautiful
Disagree!
Disagree.
I mean, I would have his babies, and I’m a straight man!
Have you seen that hair though?
For men:
No, you just have to be interesting to talk to, genial, and not look like complete shit.
“Don’t be ugly” is definitely helpful physically, but vital intelectually and emotionally.
i’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner.
1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.