Well that depends which country you’re in. If you’re in America, you take out one of your 13 guns that are just on your person for no reason, and shoot them as they run. Then shoot out any witnesses.
If you’re in France, you don’t worry about it too much. Your cell phone was actually a croissant. You go buy another croissant.
If you’re in Canada, the robber would come running back and appologize. Then you appologize to him for having such a tempting phone. Then you both go get Tim Hortons.
Using a gun to protect property usually lands you in jail on felony charges. That’s why you gotta shout “he’s coming right for us!” before you drop the thief.
A real American only needs 1. And maybe a bullet. Also healthcare. And financial security. And maybe affordable housing, reasonable education, walkable cities, maybe even basic morality. Food might be cool I guess…
Now that I think about it… Guns make sense here… I might not have access to any of these other things but guns are def there.
Well that depends which country you’re in. If you’re in America, you take out one of your 13 guns that are just on your person for no reason, and shoot them as they run. Then shoot out any witnesses.
🤣 Bruh I ain’t the president and I ain’t a conservative rich white man, so that aint an option. (also, I don’t want to kill people, its funnier if the theif goes home to find the phone locked and activation/FRP lock is active, so they essentially stole a brick, way funnier than just doing homicide)
Well that depends which country you’re in. If you’re in America, you take out one of your 13 guns that are just on your person for no reason, and shoot them as they run. Then shoot out any witnesses.
If you’re in France, you don’t worry about it too much. Your cell phone was actually a croissant. You go buy another croissant.
If you’re in Canada, the robber would come running back and appologize. Then you appologize to him for having such a tempting phone. Then you both go get Tim Hortons.
Using a gun to protect property usually lands you in jail on felony charges. That’s why you gotta shout “he’s coming right for us!” before you drop the thief.
No, you have to yell “drop your weapon” and shoot 50 times
Works best if you are a conservative rich white man, and if you’re a cop, its guaranteed to work 99.99% of the time.
My man just had his phone stolen and you think there’s not a reason for 13 guns? He needs at least 20, if anything!
A real American only needs 1. And maybe a bullet. Also healthcare. And financial security. And maybe affordable housing, reasonable education, walkable cities, maybe even basic morality. Food might be cool I guess…
Now that I think about it… Guns make sense here… I might not have access to any of these other things but guns are def there.
Fuck I hate this place.
🤣 Bruh I ain’t the president and I ain’t a conservative rich white man, so that aint an option. (also, I don’t want to kill people, its funnier if the theif goes home to find the phone locked and activation/FRP lock is active, so they essentially stole a brick, way funnier than just doing homicide)