all the meals you’ll miss.

all the movies you won’t see.

all the porn you’ll miss.

all the awkward conversations you won’t start on purpose with people stuck in really long elevator rides.

all the banks you won’t rob.

all the people you’ll never flip off for cutting you off.

all the drugs you won’t take.

all the reasons. life is wide and varied, tired of how your life is? be brave, get creative. but most of all

have fun.

edit: best elevator story I have. I was riding up a slow asf elevator at a friends apartment and this middle aged woman and her little poodle got on with me. she was making small talk with me and I asked her what breed her dog was. Some kind of poodle mini mix idk. I seriously looked up at her and told her when I lived in Vietnam my neighbors served me poodle. the taste was amazing, it practically melted in my mouth and went really well with the broth they had.

the look on her face was…disturbed. once I was done explaining the succulent meal she called me disgusting. I asked her why, everyone has had noodles at some point. she stood there, dumbfounded and said nothing to me before I got off.

awkward situations are like…the best to get you out of a negative space.