@[email protected] to Not The [email protected]English • 23 hours agoDonald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposalwww.newsweek.commessage-square163fedilinkarrow-up1693cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•7 hours agoThe ego inflation would go like this: “Sir, we want to put you on a new $500 bill. The EU has a €500 bill as well, so economic studies show viabil-” “They already have a 500? No, I want a $1,000 bill, then. Put Elon on the $500.” “Sir, yes sir, thank you sir.” boot slurping noises
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•4 hours agoI can see Trump and Musk ordering new denominations to one-up each other. “Crypto DOGE is worth over $9,001!” waved sharpie “Nuh-uh, Trump Bucks gets you a dozen eggs, cause I say so!”
The ego inflation would go like this:
“Sir, we want to put you on a new $500 bill. The EU has a €500 bill as well, so economic studies show viabil-”
“They already have a 500? No, I want a $1,000 bill, then. Put Elon on the $500.”
“Sir, yes sir, thank you sir.” boot slurping noises
I can see Trump and Musk ordering new denominations to one-up each other. “Crypto DOGE is worth over $9,001!” waved sharpie “Nuh-uh, Trump Bucks gets you a dozen eggs, cause I say so!”