CEO Lawson Whiting calls Canada’s move ‘disproportionate response’ to levies imposed by Trump administration
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And threatening Canada’s sovereignty is worse than pulling US alcohol or tariffs. So choke on my hairy Canadian ballsack Lawson, you filthy fascist cunt.
You know the greatest part of this seeing a Canadian get angry, I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before.
Historically speaking, when the Canadians get angry, the Geneva Convention list gets amended.
And/Or the White House and Washington DC get burned to the ground, Maine gets entirely occupied…
I always find it funny that Americans just forget how fucking badly the war of 1812 went for us.
Our goddamned national anthem is about one of the few non complete clusterfuck losses in that war, its about the British fleet realizing burning Baltimore to the ground would be a bit too difficult and withdrawing… whereas basically every other military action in the war of 1812 was a disorganized rout for Americans.