@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 1 day agoElon Musk claims X being targeted in 'massive cyberattack' as service goes downapnews.commessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1406 cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
arrow-up1406external-linkElon Musk claims X being targeted in 'massive cyberattack' as service goes downapnews.com@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 1 day agomessage-square53fedilink cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
minus-squareTanis Nikanalinkfedilink94•1 day agoMost of the people involved in that cyberattack are wearing thigh high socks and cat ear headphones, and they’re much cooler than Musk would ever be.
minus-squareDem BosainlinkfedilinkEnglish16•1 day agoWhat is “priaprism”? I’ll take “PP WORDS” for 600, Alex.
minus-squareTanis Nikanalinkfedilink22•1 day agoHaving a janky wang doesn’t make Musk uncool in and of itself, lots of janky wang-havers are cool. His insecurity about it, publicly, deprives him of any coolosity he ever could have had. He is a man without potential or love.
minus-squareDem BosainlinkfedilinkEnglish5•1 day agoThe joke started out in my head as “stop, I can only get so hard!” And then I classed it up with medical terminology.
minus-squareEvkob (they/them)linkfedilink6•1 day ago priaprism I had to look this up, and wow, the image on the Wikipedia article for priaprism is… well, it’s something.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•1 day agoIsn’t that the same picture they used for the article on Biggus Dickus?
minus-square@RamblingPandalink5•1 day agoHe in general underperforms in the coolness department. I have no interest in his man-noodle.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•1 day agoelons botched surgery prevents him from getting an erection.
Most of the people involved in that cyberattack are wearing thigh high socks and cat ear headphones, and they’re much cooler than Musk would ever be.
What is “priaprism”?
I’ll take “PP WORDS” for 600, Alex.
Having a janky wang doesn’t make Musk uncool in and of itself, lots of janky wang-havers are cool.
His insecurity about it, publicly, deprives him of any coolosity he ever could have had.
He is a man without potential or love.
The joke started out in my head as “stop, I can only get so hard!” And then I classed it up with medical terminology.
I had to look this up, and wow, the image on the Wikipedia article for priaprism is… well, it’s something.
One hour too late. Smh
Isn’t that the same picture they used for the article on Biggus Dickus?
He in general underperforms in the coolness department. I have no interest in his man-noodle.
elons botched surgery prevents him from getting an erection.