You know when you’re trying to take a shit in the morning but it doesn’t come out so you try really hard and all you get are a few little poo pebbles so you just say fuck it and go to work but then 30 minutes later you have an ass full of bubbling shit that you have to hold in until you have a chance to let it all go and its one of those shits that no amount of single-molecule-thick ply work toilet paper can wipe?

That flavor.