hmm good point. When they shut down r/PoopIsland just to escape my shitposts about poop (they seriously shut it down because they didn’t want people talking about poop anymore) I kind of just got salty about it, but that was years ago.

I could post indisputable proof that cum did indeed win but it would be, ahem, highly inappropriate. Maybe there’s a community on lemmynsfw that wouldn’t ban me for doing it.

Here is a diagram of how my neighbor stole my beer.