I promise I’m not hiding another asshole inside my asshole, but, like, not if I have to prove it.

  • @MyNamesTotallyRobertOP
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    31 day ago

    Last time I tried to get through airport security with a baggie of my own shit I got in trouble.

    • @[email protected]
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      21 day ago

      I hate to say it, but the answer is obvious…

      Diapers. They’ll never check you, they’ll always assume you’re full of shit. 💩