You’re earning how much? (Well, inflation is a bummer)

You’re taking dance classes without being forced? WHY?

You have how many cats? Man are they cute!

I don’t believe a word about your relationships and sex life. And shame on you, if it would be true!

A lot of time has passed since I was 19 and looking back at that 19-year-old dude, he would have the hardest time understanding how I got to where I am now. If I could, I would try to beat some sense into that guy, which might have made things along the way easier.