Everyone knows gay sex isn’t gay unless you say “no homo”. Even in worst-case scenarios, if you just say “no homo” both before AND after doing it, it’s not gay.

But what if you’re getting married? Do you have to say “no homo, but I do” or are there other protocols that have to be followed? I don’t want my partner to know that he married a gay man during post-nut clarity while I’m passionately kissing him covered in cum after an intense blowjob.

No homo though.