• Dr. Doggo
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    1 day ago

    Redhead.

    Reminds me of an old joke.

    Johnny is working with his teacher on a math assignment he failed, so she’s explaining it with words to help. “okay, say there are ten crows on a power line, and you shoot two, how many crows are left?” She asks.

    “None, you shoot a crowd they’re all gonna fly off” the teacher laughs at this answer and responds

    “Well for the sake of math, it would be eight, but I like the way you think.”

    Johnny says “Ma’am, if there are three women eating popsicles, and one of them is just in heaven with her eyes closed and the whole thing in her mouth, ones just sort of licking the tip, and ones just sort of sucking it a little bit doesn’t like it; Which ones the married one?” The teacher thinks about it for a minute and says

    “Well I suppose the one sucking the whole thing”

    Johnny responds, “Well for the sake of accuracy, it’s the one who’s wearing a wedding ring. But I like the way you think”